"Yep, looks like you’re dead," I say, "unless one of your companions can heal you at the last moment. The rest of you guys, what do you do? Bob, you have healing spells, right?"
"I run away and look for treasure," says Bob the mammoth-man cleric of Thor. Kids find it really amusing for some reason to name their fantasy characters Bob. I don’t entirely get it. I mean, my father was named Bob.
"Fine," I say, "Bob runs away and abandons Aziz. Harpy, how about you?
"I run away and look for treasure also," says Harpy the elf wizard.
"Me too," says everyone else in the party.
Thanks to Evil Mastermind on the Something Awful forums for sharing this link. Kids are hilarious.